Alcohol isn't allowed at the sailing club

I might suggest a slogan for "designated sailor" awareness out on the lake: don't imbibe and jibe?

Kids these days

Curse you, the internet, for your abhorrent mangling of the words "epic" and "fail." The Iliad is epic. Typical residents of the internet fail to appreciate the beauty of literate conversation.

Time-dependent discrete ordinates transport

The discrete ordinates approximation for transport lumps "particles" into certain directions. In a 1-D time-dependent transport problem, the effect is the same as having several waves propagating at different speeds from the source region.